The Best Christmas Joke I Ever Pulled Off

This is by far the best harmless Christmas joke I have pulled off, the best part is it went on for days, unlike the joke I pulled on my dad when I was about 7 years old.  Did you know that on an old TV set if you put tinsel on the screen it looks like there is a huge crack running down it?  Well, I called my dad into the living room and told him I cracked the TV, let me tell you it wasn’t so funny for a second, because he was about to give me a big ass whoppin.  Our old TV set looked something like the one pictured below, and we had to use pliers to turn the channel.  Our fridge was old also had to use a screwdriver to open the door.  We didn’t have the best stuff but the memories are what remains.

Anyway, I contacted my stepmom to ask for my father and her house number so that I could ship them something.   (It was Omaha Meat) but she didn’t know.    She responded with the address, she then said she was curious and wanted to know what I was shipping.  I told her no, I’m not telling, but then I saw this baby monkey video and my plan was instantly formed.  I sent her the video and told her that I am shipping her a baby monkey.  I told her that the elderly train them to help around the house.  Below I am posting our conversation.  I have to admit I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time, I had tears running down my face and my stomach ached from laughing, I even woke up in the middle of the night laughing.  I also got my sister-in-law involved.  We had fun for a while.

Needless to say I had my Dad Reggie and Sheila believing for a few days that they were getting a baby monkey.  READ BELOW: 


It was at this point that I included this video, I told her it was in instructional video.  I also taunted them with a few other videos.  But the diaper video was the best.  BAHAHAHAHA


The package finally arrived at their house!